Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
516 Tureen Full of Djinn
A chaotic crew assembles to free a head from a book.
Previous Episodes
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August 19, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 8515 Take a Penny, Leave a Healing
Jasper aggressively chugs a healing potion while making eye contact. K’ronng starts pressing buttons and pulling levers. J’osh pulls a Teddy bear. Revelle has a hot wet lion summer. Tony thinks monks’ robes are like drab toga parties.
Tixie Tockworth is air-gapped and did not plan for lions.
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August 12, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 7
514 Tockworth’s Clockwise Clockworks
J’osh is still alive…ish. K’ronng is poetry in motion. Revelle shifts the wind. Jasper tried. Tony is mean to the people he actually likes.
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August 5, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 6
513 Experienced Bucket People
J’osh is in the jaws of defeat. Jasper finds a new favourite bell. K’ronng is doing all the work. Revelle is a Triton again. Tony likes to use robot dogs to hurt his friends.
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July 29, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 5
512 Hey Abbot!
K’ronng opens Slonk’s eyes. Jasper doesn’t want to beat up the robot dogs. J’osh checks the potty. Revelle likes a man with smooth hands. Tony has feelings about numbers.
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July 22, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 4
511 Beep Beep Woof Woof Clank Clank
J’osh is nursing a headache. K’ronng has thumbs. Revelle noses around. Jasper wants to go to jail. Tony doesn’t have a castle (he’s a renter). Perhaps most importantly, D&D Beyond is down!
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July 15, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 3
510 We Have Ways of Making You Tock
Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.
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July 8, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 2
509 Miner Enchantment
Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.
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July 1, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 1
508 Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
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June 24, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 5507 The Thumbs-Up Crew
In this finale episode, the party takes a lot of damage and finds a chew toy.
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June 17, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 4
506 Something Wig’ed This Way Comes
The party has everything well in paw, except maybe fighting over a particularly fine wig.