Total Party Kill
Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
510 We Have Ways of Making You Tock
Revelle spends a lot of time thinking about toilets. J’osh has a (very) bright idea. K’ronng is both a small and a large creature. Jasper doesn’t want to go in there. Tony decides Gnomish beer tastes like Mountain Dew.
Previous Episodes
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July 8, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 2509 Miner Enchantment
Jasper is sorry and has a sorry short sword. J’osh wonders how melty this metal is. K’ronng would never murder a dog. Revelle is always second bucket. Tony is confused when the players are mission-oriented.
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July 1, 2025 Keys from the Golden Vault - Tockworth’s Clockwork, Part 1
508 Stuffward Ho!
In this new Keys from the Golden Vault adventure, K’ronng hates the Underdark, J’osh spares the dying, Revelle throws a rock, and Jasper thinks this is all terrible. Tony claims this is technically team building.
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June 24, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 5507 The Thumbs-Up Crew
In this finale episode, the party takes a lot of damage and finds a chew toy.
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June 17, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 4
506 Something Wig’ed This Way Comes
The party has everything well in paw, except maybe fighting over a particularly fine wig.
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June 10, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 3
505 Dinosaur-based Reconnaissance
The party creates an effective murder tunnel and makes use of drone technology.
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June 3, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 2
504 Toadl Party Kill
The party finishes off a battle, goes through a portal, and meets a dog who’s good at charades.
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May 27, 2025 Uni and the Hunt for the Last Horn, Part 1
503 Time for Toads
We kick off a new short adventure with Mikah Sargent in the DM chair! He challenges the party (Eunomia Helldew, Valeria Shatterbone, Bibimbap Sauerbraten, Sheila Sheila Bobeila Banana Fana Fofeila, and Priscilla) to locate a Unicorn. But it can’t be as simple as that, can it? (No. Of course it can’t.)
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May 20, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 3502 Cultists Are Not Made of Robot
Time is ticking away, and our heroes don’t have much time to save Candlekeep from certain destruktion by … rocket ship tower? Will they make it?
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May 13, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 2
501 Throwing Good Hit Points After Bad
More than a year later, our players (virtually) come together again to try to save Candlekeep Library!
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May 6, 2025 Candlekeep - Kandlekeep Dekonstruktion, Part 1
500 Alpaca Macadamia Nuts
To celebrate our 500th episode, we bring you the only TPK recorded entirely in person! It’s an extra-long session recorded around a table, complete with the sounds of dice rolling, soda-pop cans opening, and chairs scraping the floor as people move around. The only way to feel more like you’re there is to watch the 360° version on a VR headset!
This episode kicks off another Candlekeep mystery in which N’iss, Naiasa, Valenthe, Merdri, and Quewaris investigate a trembling tower.